officialfrenchtoast:

tornadoallie:

WHAT IS THIS COMPANY

they have phones too

hhanjii:

gridmark:

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

goodbye

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

Daenerys Targaryen meme + (2/6) traits or emotions ► 500% done with your shit

mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

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blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor