I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.
I wanna see Indian wizardry schools
Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines
Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages
American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem
Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years
GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!
watcha got there
if you cut across me when im talking be 100% sure ive already started planning on how to hide your corpse
i love this fucking quote so fucking much
If you still didn’t follow listoflifehacks
Do you see this dog? This is pure happiness
Maybe just maybe if you follow listoflifehacks you’ll have half as much happiness as this dog has
I WILL NOT FOLLOW LIFE HACKS BRO! I LIKE LIVING IN MY OWN ETERNAL HELL!!!!
Well okay then
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on: